Fire department on standby , stand well back, use the safety touch paper, do not return to the cake once lit !
Yes I'm afraid to say it is that time of year again, Hurrah !! tomorrow I am the birthday boy, no insults allowed, by order of The Management. However you know your getting on a bit when the candles on your cake can be used as an alternative source of thermal energy ! All gifts will be graciously accepted, especially those covered in chocolate, but anything insulting will be flogged on ebay !!!!!
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