Fire department on standby , stand well back, use the safety touch paper, do not return to the cake once lit !Yes I'm afraid to say it is that time of year again, Hurrah !! tomorrow I am the birthday boy, no insults allowed, by order of The Management. However you know your getting on a bit when the candles on your cake can be used as an alternative source of thermal energy ! All gifts will be graciously accepted, especially those covered in chocolate, but anything insulting will be flogged on ebay !!!!!
3 years ago